- Lady Gaga, who may or may not be a robot, sings an Elton John song with dirt all over her face and hair as the opening number. Lady Gaga is kind of awesome.
-Stephen Colbert tries to make stars laugh by making fun of them. This is clearly not going to work and the look Jay Z just gave you is terrifying. Please be careful Stephen.
-Wow Green Day. Wow. Singing with a Broadway ensemble at The Grammys. You are still so punk rock.
-Beyonce walks out dressed up like she's in the military and ends up singing an Alanis Morrisette song. Totally logical.
- Pink walks out dressed like a monk and ends up soaking wet and naked, hanging from the rafters by a twisted bed sheet. Totally logical
-Already I've heard enough about Beyonce, Taylor Swift and Lady Gaga to last me a lifetime. Seriously, you just know Taylor Swift is in some animal sacrificing, blood-drinking cult in her free time.
- will. i. am of The Black Eyed Peas just welcomed me to the future. If the future is going to be dominated with soulless pop music like the performance they just put on I opt for the Bladerunner, 12 Monkeys, Children of Men distopian future instead.
-All the country music acts sound identical to the pop acts. The only difference I can discern between the two is that the country music guys still have 1990's style spiky hair.
-Best comedy album? Awesome! Weird Al is a nominee? Double awesome! Stephen Colbert wins and thanks Jesus for having a great birthday. That seems like a fitting place to stop watching.
I tried. Happy birthday Jesus!
-Travis Hare
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